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  • #3278
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    Q. What do you call an irritating person?
    A. Lactobacillus. Because dimag ka dahi karta hai woh.

  • #3317
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    A cow was kept for viva spotting:
    Answers frOm medicos
    Pre MBBS – it’s a cow!!
    Final MBBS – perhaps this is a cow!!!
    MD – Four legged animal with horn & tail, may be cow or hypo-pigmented buffalo!
    DM – this may be a hypertrophied goat or an atrophied elephant with congenital anomalies. Suggested DNA studies for further evaluation…

  • #3348
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    Ultimate pharmacology pj-
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    If Propranolol is given to a pregnant lady, birth of “Beti” is guaranteed.
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    Why?
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    Simple,
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    Propranolol is a
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    “Beta”-Blocker.

  • #3349
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    During Pharmacology Viva- External Examiner: “What are the sideeffects of NSAIDS?”
    Medical Student☺☺☺: “Sir, Nausea,Vomiting.”
    External Examiner:”What are the sideeffects of Opiates?”
    Medical Student: “Sir, Nausea,Vomiting.”
    External Examiner:”What are the sideeffects of Antidepressants?”
    Medical Student: “Sir, Nausea,Vomiting.”
    External Examiner in anger: “Tell methe drugs which don’t cause nausea and vomiting.”
    Medical Student:”Sir, Anti Emetics.”

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    A person died after hearing the price of Tur daal.
    Dr. issued death certificate that read… Cause of death..”High pulse rate”

  • #5905
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    Are my testicles black?
        
    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen  mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 
     
    “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?”

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” 
     
    He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?” 
     
    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers. 
     
    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. 
     
    She looks very closely and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine.” 
     
    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

    “Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

    very closely: 
     
    “Are – my – test – results – back?” 

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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